Toilet Talk.. The Wet, The Uno and The Uni

Toilet Talk.. The Wet, The Uno and The Uni

 The Wet:

shipwreck.jpgI hate going to the toilet in Seef Mall..

Why does everyone think that wet is ‘clean’?! Once you walk into a toilet the floor is wet and covered in dust mud and the seat is also drowned with water and God knows whatever liquids, even when you use some loo roll just to rinse off the water.. Surprise Surprise! The toilet roll is soaking wet!

And to top off all this, even the door and its handle are soaking wet and because people keep on doing this the wood of the door starts to rot and starts to look like a bloody shipwreck under the sea!

The Uno:

What I mean by the Uno is when two restaurants adjacent to each other share one toilet. I find this disgusting! For instance, we’ve got Dairy Queen and Chilis right next to eachother in ‘The Centre’ or Alawi Complex whatever they want to call it anymore.

Anyways, these two popular outlets share one toilet and when I mean one toilet I mean one sink and one bowl for each sex. Now from an eye count there was at least 40 seats in Dairy Queen, and roughly the same amount or a little less in Chilis. So, in theory if both places were packed you would expect at least 6 or 7 people waiting at each toilet (male/female) queueing praying to God that their bladders won’t burst! This is very unhygienic and unconvenient!

The Uni:

Now, I’ve had used unisex toilets during my time in the UK in train stations and the lot but I was surprised that Bahrain have started using unisex toilets in restaurants, one I will use as an example is, Nando’s in Juffair.

I climbed upstairs to use their facilities and saw two doors opposite eachother thinking that they were male and female toilets. But the problem was that there was no sign on either door making it a lottery situation.

So being the good Muslim I am I opened the door on the right only to find that it was another door to the kitchen. I deducted that the second door would lead me to two other doors (m/f) but no.

It was a single sink and bowl.

Ughhh

I don’t know about you I would feel very awkward walking into a toilet after a woman with the mix of perfume,body spray and body waste odours, or even worse a girl walking into a toilet after I’ve just ’dropped the workers’  

Muncinipality Council Members… Do something about this

MORE TOILETS TO THE PEOPLE!

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*** I know the blog looks like a bananarama right now and I apologize! I will fix this once I get home

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